Clever Unexpected Responses On Social Media! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 12, 2021

I actually clicked it because the come-on had a tweet from Elie Mystal and then the story didn't! NO LINK!

Scroll all the way down, there's a WONKMEET TOMORRY!

Guess you better keep this tab open for the next four hours, so you can listen to this musical accompaniment!


This is a very clear summation of what the fuck Kyle Rittenhouse was doing in the streets of Kenosha, Wisconsin, the night he shot two people and maimed a third, as well as what's gone on in his trial up to now.— Isaac Saul at Tangle

Meanwhile, in Georgia. Nobody tell Jamie, I don't want to clean up the mess when her head explodes from this direct quote, and not even like a Wonkette-style "quote."

The rest of the day in court for Ahmaud Arbery's killers. (News4Jax)

Who are the bad guys? A comic from Maximus Wrecks.

You don't want to be Gene Simmons's enemy do you? Get vaccinated, or he will yell mean things at and about you. (Volume off or The Hill will autoplay a robot reading you the story.)

The anti-maskers have broken Montana. School board members, principals, and teachers are GTFO. Maybe they can hire some snake handlers to come teach the creation science in the Book of Job. (Flathead Beacon)

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Little Red Corvette

San Diego, Spokane, LA we're coming at you much too fast.

There is a program for RV folks, where you stay in a vineyard or farm for free, and it is expected that you will buy something. I love buying things! Particularly from people! You got an Etsy? Don't even tell me, because I will tear your shit up.

We were in the smack middle of Idaho, on our way to SD*. Quick, ask me how many people in Idaho were wearing masks in the gas stations too late it was ZERO! My granddaughter and I must have been terribly exotic.

And we got to the vineyard, and did you know Idaho has gorges? It has gorges, and they are lush, and at the bottom 40 of the vineyard were tall ... sycamores? to shade us and the four other groups of RV folk. The first ones we met were so nice! Where were they from? Washington! But "not like the weird Washington people," they were "normal Washington people" ... it took me a whole 10 minutes to realize she most likely meant liberals.

It didn't hurt my feelings even a tiny, I say stupid shit like that all the time.

After a bit, as we were enjoying the breeze underneath the ... sycamores? a redhead in her 70s drove up in her convertible red Corvette, her eyebrows, a pair of sideways parentheses, to match. Between her manicured fingers was a cigarette. Clearly this was a woman looking to rack up a few more catcalls in her twilight, and I was delighted to oblige. AROOOOO! I shouted from the Wonkebago screen door. "What made you decide to buy it?" my good son asked her. "SON, BECAUSE SHE CAN."

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When Are The Next Wonkmeet Parties? Bet YOU'D Like to Know!

ALL the fun will be had.

Time for another reminder of the week's coming Wonkmeet parties next week from WonkMeet.com, because it's Friday and Rebecca ain't wanna write it, she is still busy sending you thank you notes. I am honored, and also it is a fast post to write, so that is good too! Come join your fellow filthy fuckaducks and bring your filthy fuckaducklings along too!

The festivities will kick off in SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA on Thursday, August 12, at Chicano Park, from 6 to 9 p.m. Yr Editrix herself will be there, co-hosting with Wonkette Deep State Operative Binkysbroad! Bring your bad self and a "potluck," and now I understand what Rebecca meant in the Chatcave when she said she'd "be out next week driving to SD," and boy am I ever glad i didn't ask what possessed her to go to South Dakota during Delta Season!

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Portland, Oregon, Wonkers, This Saturday Is Your Time To Shine!

But no face kissing, I am sorry.

Hey Portland, whatcha doing? Having some gross fire smoke from your state fires that are so big they're making their own weather? Well good, I wouldn't want to miss Montana's gross fire smoke skies while I am coming to see you!

Important details from WONKMEET.COM:

Saturday, July 24, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.: We'll be meeting at Peninsula Park for a family friendly afternoon in the park. We have picnic tables and restrooms. This is a potluck and BYOB (beer & wine only, please) event. For those that can't make it in person, we'll have a live WonkZoom running for drop ins. Free commemorative sportsball cap! This is going to be major epic.

It IS going to be major epic! Because Shy and I and not one but TWO babbies will be there!

And what is upcoming on the WONKMEET calendar, these wonkmeets put on by wonkers who have seized the means of WONKMEET production? (Special thanks to Uncle Milburn for leading the REVOLUTION!)

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