Fox News Being Insufficiently Nazi To Trans Employees And Idiot Losers Are ON IT
An intrepid right-wing 'journalist' found the employee handbook Fox News wasn't actually hiding.
BREAKING: Fox News is a wokegender pronoun groomer that's nice to trans people, and you should pour it out like Bud Light!
At least that's what the usual suspects are telling us.
\u201cFox needs to get the full Bud Light treatment. They are actively working to suppress conservative voices while promoting leftism in its most radical form. Enough is enough.\u201d— Matt Walsh (@Matt Walsh) 1684757554
Oh for fuck's sake. What is happening here?
What is happening is that Fox News is a real company in a real city, which means its employee handbook provides for all kinds of kindness and care toward transgender folks who work there. This is similar to how no matter what it preached on-air about COVID vaccines and mandates, its own policies were strict and science-y on the topic. (And we all know Fox Newspreaches some extremely vile shit about trans people on-air.)
So Matt Walsh and his "Law & Order: SVU" cult groomer dad perp beard are tweeting, "As @MaryMargOlohan reports for the Daily Signal, Fox News is fully woke on trans ideology. I‘ve been personally blacklisted from appearing on the network because of my stance on the issue. This is confirmed by DS and I’ve heard it off the record from Fox producers. It gets worse."
He adds, "Tucker fought behind the scenes against my blacklisting, and even managed to have me on a few times over the past year. But now that he’s gone, there’s no stopping Fox’s march leftward. And now there is zero daylight between Fox and MSNBC on the trans issue."
And then he adds, "Fox needs to get the full Bud Light treatment. They are actively working to suppress conservative voices while promoting leftism in its most radical form. Enough is enough."
LMAO, good luck, you deplorable fucking nerd. Welcome to finding out how the institutions you thought loved you really didn't and were simply using you because you're an easily used rube.
Note that throughout Walsh's tweets, he is bitching about himself being blacklisted ever since Saint Tucker was fired. That's really what this is about, we reckon. A number of people have noted, including Wonkette, that without Tucker, a number of the abject freaks and clowns and dregs of society he used to prominently feature on his show immediately lost one of their most important platforms for spreading their hate and lunacy to the American people.
So cry more, baby.
The article itself is so silly in that it reads like an expose, when, again, it's just an article about trans policies at a real company in a real city. "Leaked Policy Exposes Fox News Stances On Woke Ideology." We feel like it was pretty common knowledge that Fox News was quite decent to LGBTQ+ employees, so we're not sure what the breaking news is here, unless this is just manufactured outrage for the piggies to squeal about.
The article is in the Daily Signal, which is owned by the conservative Heritage Foundation circle jerk organization, so the hypothesis in that last sentence is probably not unreasonable.
It begins:
FIRST ON THE DAILY SIGNAL—Fox News employees are allowed to use bathrooms that align with their gender identity, rather than their biological sex, and permitted to dress in alignment with their preferred gender. They must also be addressed by their preferred name and pronouns in the workplace.
Yeah, and? Grow up, you piece of shit losers.
But it's not just the employee handbook, though. Fox News apparently won't even misgender Dylan Mulvaney and Lia Thomas in articles on its website.
“They want you to think it’s this place that supports traditionally conservative values,” a former producer for “Tucker Carlson Tonight” told The Daily Signal. “But in reality, they’re pushing this nonsense behind the scenes.”
And then the article pivots to Tucker's people bitching and moaning. Oh surprise.
A source who still works at Fox News told The Daily Signal that after Carlson’s show was canceled in April, producers for the new 8 p.m. “Fox News Tonight” program were told not to bash Mulvaney. That directive came from high-level executives, the source said.
Please note that we are reading an article that is whining that a company told its employees "no trans-bashing." (Allegedly.) It reveals that last year when Dylan Mulvaney started getting famous, Tucker's people had to fight to misgender her in their chyrons.
The article notes that Fox News gets a perfect score from the Human Rights Campaign, and that they brag about that in their employee handbooks, and then quotes more unnamed whiners:
“Fox News devotes hours of programming to attacking ‘woke companies,’ but ironically Fox is as woke as the rest of them,” another former Fox News employee told The Daily Signal, emphasizing that Fox viewers would be “astonished to find out what the company is like.”
Haha.
Fox’s policies appear to be aligned with the legal requirements in New York City, where the company is headquartered, as well as California, where a large number of its employees work.
Like we said: real company in a real city. Cry forever, losers.
The article goes on, ad infinitum, and none but the most rage-drooling transphobic bigot could probably get through it all without getting bored. It ends with several paragraphs of exposed nerve whining about Matt Walsh's blacklisting from the network, in case we needed more confirmation what this was all about.
“Fox’s viewers think that Fox shares their values,” Walsh said. “And it’s very clear that that’s just not the case. Gender ideology is as far radical Left as you can possibly go. They have embraced radical leftism in its most extreme form.”
“There’s no daylight at all between Fox News and MSNBC when it comes to gender,” Walsh added. “And I think that’s something that Fox’s viewers need to know. … If it were up to me, Fox would get the Bud Light treatment.”
Oh how nice, they are even letting him copy/paste his tweets into the article.
So this is why they have to do Bud Lights to Fox News. They found the Fox News employee handbook that it wasn't actually hiding. Over at Rolling Stone, Miles Klee is keeping a list of the right-wing weirdos and incels heeding the call to shit their traditional gender panties about this.
\u201cSame thing Bud Light wanted: "For the past several years, Fox received a perfect score on the Human Rights Campaign\u2019s Corporate Equality Index, \u201cthe nation\u2019s foremost benchmarking survey and report measuring corporate policies and practices related to LGBTQ+ workplace equality.\u201d\u2026\u201d— Erick Erickson (@Erick Erickson) 1684765046
\u201cHmm.. a voting machine company, who\u2019s business makes money off of America\u2019s elections, funded by the tax payers by the way, demanded @TuckerCarlson\u2019s firing. \n\nAnd Fox News, who mandates employees use whichever bathroom they feel comfortable in and identify themselves by\u2026\u201d— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8) 1684781741
Okeydoke, losers, have fun screaming about your latest thing.
And also about your other latest thing, which is that the Los Angeles Dodgers and all of baseball hate you. (We'll get to that in another article.)
Next to blacklist the white fascist losers? Apple pie and Jesus, probably.
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Republicans Are The Lannisters Of American Politics
It's your very 'Game Of Thrones' Sunday show rundown.
The HBO series "Game Of Thrones" dominated television until it ended with mixed feelings in 2019. Despite the sword and sorcery elements, the series managed to engage a wide audience through its political intrigue as the ruling houses schemed to win everything.
One of those houses, the Lannisters, was rich, incestuous and ruthless — similar to the Republican Party except Republicans have few if any of the Lannisters' positive traits.
The Lannisters, Unlike The Republicans, "Always Pay Their Debts"
The Lannisters' unofficial motto of "A Lannister always pay his debts" is a fine financial position but also a warning to enemies that they will always settle the score. While Republicans certainly settle their political scores, keeping a promise for repayment is more tenuous, which Republican Rep. Byron Donalds from Florida demonstrated on NBC's "Meet The Press."
Donalds decried the Biden Administration and the Democratic Party for not just blankly giving in to the Republicans' every demand as they hold the world's financial stability hostage. But all the talking points collapsed after Chuck Todd played a clip of then-President Trump discussing the debt ceiling.
Donalds comes from the same political cesspool as Matt Gaetz and Ron DeSantis, so he gave the game away with zero shame.
DONALDS: Well, first of all, he also said the other day on a rival network that he said that when he was president, and when they asked why he wasn't saying it now, he said because he's not president. Listen, Donald Trump is always negotiating —
TODD: Do you realize how absurd that sounds?
DONALDS: That is not absurd. He's always negotiating, Chuck.
TODD: How is that not absurd? It's absurd.
DONALDS: Chuck, he's always negotiating. That's what he does. And it's actually one of the reasons why so many deals for our country worked out to our benefit, as compared to his predecessors, both Republican and Democrat, because he's always negotiating.
TODD: But do you realize how partisan that sounds?
DONALDS: That is not a partisan statement.
TODD: "What is – what is good for me is not for thee." He's basically saying, "When I'm president, –
DONALDS: Right.
You know how stupid and nakedly partisan you have to be for anyone in mainstream political media to call it out, much less Chuck "Both Sides" Todd?!
Donalds then tried a little whataboutism that was so provenly false that Chuck Fucking Todd corrected him (again).
TODD: – there's no negotiating on this. But, hey, when somebody else is president, screw them."
DONALDS: Well, no, here's the thing. Let's be – let’s be realistic now. When Donald Trump was negotiating debt ceiling with Nancy Pelosi, mind you, they negotiated that.
TODD: No, they didn't.
DONALDS: When they were –
TODD: They raised it without any restrictions.
Losing an argument to Chuck Todd should be an everlasting political wound, like Jamie Lannister's right hand.
The Republicans' Lannister-Like Cruelty And Greed
Republicans, like the fictional Lannisters, think they can somehow "shit gold" by just doing cuts that hurt everyone but the rich. Republicans said as much when a reporter asked about raising revenue to "solve" their manufactured debt crisis last week.
\u201cRepublicans groan when a reporter asks McCarthy if he's open to considering a tax increase on the wealthy\u201d— Aaron Rupar (@Aaron Rupar) 1684338839
When Republicans claim small businesses and family finances are like the federal government's budget (they aren't), they conveniently ignore that real world small businesses and families would have to also bring in more revenue to get out of debt. You either raise prices (businesses) or get a raise/second job (families).
The House Budget Committee Chair, Rep Jodey Arrington of Texas, was happy to show his unseriousness on ABC's "This Week."
RADDATZ: Well, the President said he’s willing to cut spending by more than a trillion dollars. [...] But he also wants Republicans to consider raising revenue. That has been a non-starter for Republicans. But will you reconsider?
ARRINGTON: No, because you couldn’t get tax policies and tax revenues in the Senate bill. We certainly weren’t going to put it in the House bill. So [...] it’s not on the table for discussion.
Then there's full-time podcaster/part-time Republican Sen. Ted Cruz on "Fox News Sunday" spitting out all kinds of bullshit, unchallenged by host Shannon Bream.
\u201cDemocrats want an army of IRS agents to harass the American people. \n\nI've yet to find someone in Texas who wants 87,000 new IRS agents!\u201d— Ted Cruz (@Ted Cruz) 1684711380
It's not a surprise that this lie was long debunked. But Cruz continued trying to scaremonger to protect the wealthy with some stats on revenue and spending.
CRUZ: In 2017, total government spending was about $4 trillion dollars, tax revenues were about $3.3 trillion dollars. So, we had about a $700 billion dollar deficit. Fast forward to today, total government spending has gone from $4 trillion dollars all the way up to nearly $7 trillion dollars. We nearly doubled government spending since 2017. What has tax revenue done? They've gone from $3.3 trillion dollars to right about $5 trillion dollars.
Lyin' Ted Cruz "conveniently" skipped the $4.9 trillion Trump added, $1.9 of it being tax cuts for the rich by fast-forwarding from 2017 to today, as if the Trump administration never existed.
Cruz's hate for IRS agents is also to shield his rich sugar daddies, as Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen made clear on "Meet The Press."
YELLEN: We have an enormous gap between the taxes we're collecting and what we should be collecting, if everyone paid the taxes that they really owe. And that's really a reflection of tax fraud. It amounts to an estimated $7 trillion over the next decade. [...] equipping the IRS with the funding they need to audit high-income individuals and corporations, that's something that doesn't cost money. It nets money substantially [...]
For Republicans, protecting tax fraud by the rich and corporations is better when you can also be cruel to poor people and marginalized groups.
And there's no sign that a single Tyrion Lannister resides within the Republican Party.
Have a week.
What? Fox's 'Chicago' (Naperville) Diner Segment Was A Set Up?
They really just can't stop themselves from lying about Chicago.
Last week, Fox and Friends sent reporter Gianno Caldwell to a totally random Chicago diner to see how some totally random customers there were feeling about the recently inaugurated Mayor Brandon Johnson.
Except it wasn't a Chicago diner, it was a Naperville diner an hour outside of the City of Chicago. I am but a transplant here, but one thing I can tell you is that Chicagoans are very particular about who gets to say they are from Chicago and it is not people who live in the Chicago suburbs. It's not like Massachusetts where everyone in Massachusetts and sometimes the surrounding states just says they're from Boston when talking to people outside of New England.
This time, however, the outrage was totally valid, because Naperville is literally an hour away. They had to go an hour outside of the city of Chicago to find a diner where they could talk to people, despite the fact that the city of Chicago is in fact replete with diners.
By sheer coincidence, Gianno Caldwell found some diners from actual Chicago!
\u201cBreakfast with \u2018Friends\u2019: Gianno Caldwell talks new Chicago mayor with diners\nGianno Caldwell asks diners their reaction to Brandon Johnson being sworn in as Chicago Mayor. Segment: https://t.co/SdXTNtrDfj\u201d— Gianno Caldwell (@Gianno Caldwell) 1684269319
Also by sheer coincidence, the person he spoke to was Lavondale “Big Dale” Glass, the assistant director of violence prevention for Project H.O.O.D., a non-profit that endorsed Johnson's opponent, Paul Vallas, in the last election. The other man sitting with him was Andre Smith, the C.E.O of Chicago Against Violence. Smith had been involved directly with the Vallas campaign, but Glass had not.
When asked what he thought of Johnson, Glass said "I think it’s a fluke, I don’t think he’s gonna do any better than Lori Lightfoot, I have no confidence in him, he’s already coming in the gate saying the wrong thing. Like uh, we had to leave the South Side to go to the North Side, thinking that my son would be safe there and he still was murdered. So I don’t see anything turning better from Brandon Johnson."
The clip, unsurprisingly, lit up more than a few Chicagoans, who are all very sick and tired of Fox News trying to drag our city as some den of violence when there are 19 other cities with higher crime rates than ours, many of them in red states. No one was too happy either about the visit to a Naperville diner when people in Naperville do not vote in Chicago elections and in fact have their own damn mayor.
Caldwell defended this online by saying that people from Chicago who voted in the last election were in the diner with him. Because who wouldn't go to a random Naperville diner and just assume that several people from Chicago had driven an hour outside of the city just to get breakfast at Rosies' Home Cooking and would be there that morning? Surely this was just as good of a plan as going to one of the many, many diners in the city — about 9 in my own neighborhood that I can think of off the top of my head.
\u201cPeople from Chicago, who voted in the last Chicago election, were in the restaurant and on air with me.\u201d— Gianno Caldwell (@Gianno Caldwell) 1684271684
Except it wasn't by sheer coincidence. Not even remotely. The men have since told Chicago-based news site The TRiiBEthat they were asked to be there and were not told they were going to be asked about Mayor Johnson, but rather that they were going to be discussing the problem of violence and the murder of Glass's son Keion in a shooting in the neighborhood of Avondale. The questions about Johnson came as a complete surprise.
In interviews with The TRiiBE, both Glass and Smith said they were surprised by Caldwell’s question about Johnson. “I was upset that he asked me that question,” Glass told The TRiiBE. “And it kind of caught me off guard, because I’m still upset about my son.” He added, “I don’t think anything will change, about any of the politicians, him or Vallas.”
Glass repeatedly emphasized that he didn’t oppose Johnson, but was skeptical of elected officials’ ability to solve violence at the street level.
“Don’t take me up to be like I’m against Brandon Johnson,” Glass told The TRiiBE. “He’s a Black man; I hope he does well. Make sure you put that in” this story. “We’re gonna wait and give him a chance.” He reiterated that he doesn’t have faith in politicians.
I also tend to find it better to err on the side of not having faith in politicians and then being pleasantly surprised when they do something good. I'm also very happy that Brandon Johnson is our mayor. Two things can be true!
It's very clear what Caldwell was trying to do here. He was trying to make it look as though Black people from the South Side had wanted Vallas and felt like Brandon Johnson was going to make things worse. Of course, if they really believed that, they would have gone to a diner in Bronzeville or somewhere. They didn't.
This is not the first time in recent history that Fox has lied about Chicago in order to further their weird anti-Chicago agenda. They do it all the time. Just recently, they ran a whole segment claiming that a "luxury hotel" was turning away "American citizens" in order to house refugees, when in fact the city had just placed several refugees at a hotel that has been closed for two years and won't open for another month.
If you are so inclined, some pretty cool Chicago folks were so inspired by the segment that they designed some pretty cool "Shut The Fuck Up About Chicago" t-shirts and you can buy them here and here if you like.
Do your Amazon shopping through this link, because reasons.
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Secretary Mayor Pete Loves God And Beer And His Electric Mustang And Fox News Is ... Mad About That?
We guess?
There is a lovely interview with Secretary Pete Buttigieg, Mayor of Transportation, in Wired right now. The headline says that Pete "Love God, Beer and his Electric Mustang."
And we guess that bothered whatever white supremacist incels (we are just guessing) are working the chyrons at Fox News these days.
\u201cThe "MEDIA" apparently consists of one liberal columnist.\u201d— Justin Baragona (@Justin Baragona) 1684445956
As Justin Baragona points out there, "media" is apparently the one journalist, Virginia Heffernan, who did the interview. And they are so offended that "media" wrote that!
What is it, Fox News losers?
Is Pete not allowed to love God for some reason? Is this part of the little weird homophobic reactions you always have toward him?
In the interview, Pete talks about his Episcopalian faith, and his take on the spiritual components of being the guy who oversees transportation — journeys, if you will — in the US government is just, you know, a level of thoughtfulness you're not going to get from some braindead MAGA weenus.
Is Pete not supposed to like beer? Did somebody on Fox News make some moron joke about "HEH HEH HEH BUD LIGHT PROBABLY"? Missed opportunity, if so, the kind of morons who watch Fox would have liked that.
Is there something wrong with Pete's Electric Mustang? Does it bother the white masculinity warriors at Fox News?
Because he talked about white masculinity warriors in his interview (bold print is the interviewer):
Speaking of is-this-about-you, have you followed the masculinity crusade of former TV personality Tucker Carlson—testicle warming and the rest?
"I mean, where to begin on this? Fears about masculinity are a way into the fear of displacement. Masculinity establishes a default place, and that place is being shifted and threatened by modernity. A man as the head of the household. The only one who earns income. The default leader in any social or political organization.
The politicization of masculinity is code for Nothing in your life has to change. The problem is, of course, lots of things have to change. Either because there was something wrong with the old way—or because, even as the old way seemed perfectly fine, it’s not an option.
This is true with the realities of climate change. If you can’t face that change, you might retreat to the default place of masculinity. Maybe that’s why someone characterized electric vehicles as emasculating. I think it was Marjorie Taylor Greene."
Are they not?
"To me, a car is a car.
Actually, the electric truck has got more torque than a regular truck. And it’ll tow just as well."
LMAO.
And yet EVs unaccountably fall on the femme side of the ledger, like Impossible burgers.
"Right. A lot of this discussion about masculinity doesn’t have anything to do with the immediate function that’s at stake.
I’m thinking about burgers, right? I love a good cheeseburger. I hate a bad veggie burger. I like a good veggie burger. The Burger King Impossible Whopper with bacon is not a bad combo.
Likewise, when it comes to driving. I mean, there’s a very literal, physical, technical sense in which power is at stake when you drive. It feels good to be driving a vehicle with a lot of power.
The vehicle I get around DC in is a Mustang Mach-E. The fact that Ford made one of their first electric vehicles a Mustang is probably not an accident. It has three modes. Whisper, Engage, and Unbridled. There are propulsion sound effects involved in the different modes to help you feel conscious of the power of the engine.
Clearly, we have a chance to rewrite some of these easy gender tropes. My life happens to cut across them. I like drinking beer, lifting weights, splitting wood. I'm also gay and I like playing piano. I do a lot of the caregiving for our toddlers and other things that supposedly aren’t masculine."
Yeah, we can see why Fox News is so triggered by Pete. And the interview is A LOT of that.
He is their negation.
Also he kicks them in their fucking dicks every time he goes on their airwaves, and it is very funny.
LIKE SO! Fox News Hosts Have Kink, It Is Secretary Mayor Pete Kicking Them In Dick
We don't know what the Fox News segment was about, because fuck what Fox News thinks about Pete Buttigieg. They probably bitched and moaned about it even more last night, because Fox News hosts are as predictable as they are weak as they are sad.
Read the whole Wired interview, though, it's nice and fun and good and smart, because those are the things Secretary Mayor Pete is.
Again, Fox News's negation.
[Wired]
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