So Much Grifting, And Yet Trump Is Still Not Tired Of Grifting
How many scams are there today? So many scams.
Even after all the crazy shit we've been through, it's still amazing to contemplate that Donald Trump, the griftiest human being alive, was able to convince American voters that Hillary Clinton was using her charity, the Clinton Global Initiative, as a slush fund and thus we shouldn't elect her president. So instead of being governed by a competent woman, we're sentenced to a decade of documenting the 24/7 sleazefest from Trumpland. Thanks, Electoral College!
But lest this asshole take up all the oxygen in every news cycle, we're going to run down today's scams listicle style, for brevity and to limit the time the odor of rancid meat decaying in the Florida sun lingers in our collective nostrils.
The Hotel Grift
Yesterday the House Oversight Committee released hundreds of pages of documents illustrating that Trump made bank charging the Secret Service to stay in his trash palaces and guard his family, with the Secret Service routinely greenlighting rates three to five times the standard per diem. It's filthy, particularly when those stays were at the Trump Hotel in DC, which the sitting president was leasing from the US government.
"If my father travels, they stay at our properties for free," Eric Trump whined in 2019. "So everywhere that he goes, if he stays at one of his places, the government actually spends, meaning it saves a fortune because if they were to go to a hotel across the street, they’d be charging them $500 a night, whereas, you know we charge them, like $50."
Turns out, not so much. Here's one of many variance approvals for Eric and Lara Trump's protective detail to stay at the Trump Hotel in DC for $1,100, four and a half times the approved standard lodging rate of $242.
“Given the longstanding concerns surrounding the former President’s conflicts of interest and efforts to profit off the presidency, the Committee has a strong interest in obtaining a complete accounting of federal government spending at Trump properties," Oversight Chair Carolyn Maloney wrote to Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle. "The Committee continues to examine potential legislation to prevent presidential self-dealing and profiteering, as well as to curb conflicts of interest by ensuring that future presidents are prevented from exercising undue influence on Secret Service spending."
(And New York just turfed her out,grumblegrumble.)
Trump's Truth Social SPAC
When you have a moment, you really must treat yourself to this Washington Post story (gift link) from the weekend about the whistleblower at Trump's Truth Social SPAC. A Special Purpose Acquisition Company is a basically a publicly traded sack of cash ready to swallow up a private company and spare it having to go public itself. Digital World Acquisition Corp. (DWAC) is the SPAC created to take the Trump Media and Technology Group (TMTG) public. DWAC has been under investigation by the SEC and the Justice Department for a year because it appears to have violated the prohibition on negotiating with the target company before going public. And now TMTG is also in the SEC's crosshairs thanks to a whistleblower named Will Wilkerson.
Wilkerson was a producer for conservative talkshow host Andy Litinsky in January of 2021 when Trump got booted off of all the normal social media platforms. Litinsky had a connection to Trump from his brief stint on "The Apprentice" in 2004. Wilkerson, Litinsky, and two other "Apprentice" alums, Wes Moss and Bradford Cohen, approached Trump with the idea of starting his own media empire that would be “resilient to cancel culture and the impact of bias against the right.”
They gave Trump a 90 percent stake, but that was apparently not enough. The Post reports that in October of 2021, the former president called Wilkerson and demanded that he "gift" some of his own shares to Melania. When Wilkerson demurred, saying that it would cause a huge tax bill for him, Trump told him "Do whatever you need to do." And when the transfer didn't happen, Wilkerson found himself removed from the board of TMTG, in what he says was a violation of company policy.
Since then, Wilkerson filed a whistleblower complaint with the SEC, turned over a bunch of internal TMTG docs to the Post, and got himself You're Fired, in what he characterizes as an illegal act of retaliation. Anyway, the whole article is delightful, particularly the parts about what an absolute fucking disaster Devin Nunes has been at the helm of the company. Also, Don Jr. and Eric have apparently been sniffing around asking for a slice, too. But Trump getting a 90 percent stake for nothing, and then demanding a kickback for Melon is, as they say, chef's kiss.
The PAC Valet
And finally, let's flag one fun detail from the Poststory last week revealing that Trump's White House Diet Coke valet followed him to Florida, from which vantage point he saw Trump order the removal of boxes of documents from the pool locker during the time the National Archives and the Justice Department were trying to get them back. We're not going to name him, although the Post did, but that guy is allegedly the source for the DOJ's information that Trump was moving classified documents around.
But check out the last graf of that article:
Campaign finance records show that [the valet] was placed on the payroll of a Trump political action committee, Save America, last year. He was on payroll as recently as August, making $5,227.81 a paycheck, or about $135,000 a year, according to Federal Election Commission filings.
That's right, Trump is using PAC money grifted from the rubes to pay his personal valet who works at Mar-a-Lago. And then that guy sold him out to the feds. LOL forever.
[Oversight Committee / WaPo / WaPo]
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Doug Mastriano Would Probably Lose PA Gov Race Even If He Weren't From New Jersey
But it probably won't help.
Is the Pennsylvania GOP part of the #Resistance? Are they trying to lose this election? And why do they keep stealing the weirdest dudes in New Jersey?
We've known for months about Dr. Mehmet Oz's New Jersey problem — by which we mean that he's from there and not Pennsylvania. But it turns out that Doug Mastriano, the GOP's gubernatorial candidate, also has deep roots in the Garden State, and was even registered to vote there up through 2021.
The New Jersey Globe examined the state's voter rolls and found that Mastriano cast his ballot in New Jersey from 1982 through 2010. When his mother died last year, his sample ballot was returned to the registrar with a note saying he'd moved to Pennsylvania, after which he was finally removed from the New Jersey voter list.
Like his fellow Republican candidate Mehmet Oz, Mastriano is a veteran. Unlike Oz, though, he served in the American military, retiring from the US Army in 2017. Because he was so often overseas, he regularly cast absentee ballots. Nonetheless, Mastriano has embraced bogus theories of electoral fraud, and was called the "point person" on the ground for Donald Trump's fake electors scheme. And in his former position as a state senator, he tried to ratfuck three of the state's largest counties' electoral tallies to steal the state from Joe Biden. Mastriano even attended Trump's January 6, 2021, speech on the Ellipse, and was captured on video on the grounds of the Capitol after the barricades had been breached.
He's also bedded down with a rogue's gallery of white supremacists, Nazis, and QAnon weirdos. Plus there's this Heil Hitler shit from his rally this weekend.
\u201cPA MAGA Gov nominee Doug Mastriano rally: \u201cPut your right hand in the air \u2026 America will have a new birth of liberty.\u201d\u201d— Ron Filipkowski \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@Ron Filipkowski \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6) 1663525860
None of this is helping him in his race against Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro, a not-insane person who outran Biden statewide by three points in 2020. FiveThirtyEight has Mastriano down by more than 10 points — and that's with a GOP-funded Trafalgar poll in there showing Shapiro up by just two percent. And maybe if Mastriano wasn't such a wacko (or if he had a better sugar daddy) he could go to the normal Republican funders and scare up some cash for his own crap polls to make it look like he was still in the mix. But he's not. Which is why he has less than a million dollars cash on hand, while Shapiro is sitting on $20 million.
Hence he was reduced to retweeting fake polls posted as a prank by a high school student last month, since that's the only good news for his campaign. Well, that and Don Jr. shilling for him last week.
So, good luck, jagoff! And if the voters don't see fit to send you and the missus to the governor's mansion, yinz can always stop at Sheetz for a hoagie on your way back to Jersey.
OPEN THREAD.
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Former DOJ Lawyer Geoffrey Berman Can't Stop Won't Stop Kicking Bill Barr In The D*ck
He should never stop.
Geoffrey Berman, the former US Attorney for the Southern District of New York, is on a one man mission to stick a shiv in Bill Barr's rehabilitation tour. Barr, the former attorney general, spent two long years ratfucking the Justice Department for a criminal lunatic, up to and including trying to Saturday Night Massacre SDNY to get Berman out and put in someone who'd be more amenable to White House political directives. So Berman is not about to let that low rent Fred Flintstone sumbitch pretend to be the voice of reason for simply pointing out over a year later that fomenting a coup is bad actually.
Yesterday that mission took Berman to Nicolle Wallace's set at MSNBC, where he told the "Deadline White House" host:
I think we should look at people prior to the November 2020 election, right? When Trump lost the election, I think a lot of people went through a personal calculus of their personal self interest. And after the election, and after Trump lost, Barr and others scurried off the ship. But I think we should examine whether they followed their oath prior to the election. That's the inquiry that's important to me. And prior to the election, Barr did the bidding of the president, and he politicized the Department of Justice. And Barr couldn't have done what he did without the help of others in the Department of Justice.
And by "others" he means the Justice Department lawyers who refused to participate in an actual coup, but had no qualms about turning the DOJ into a tool for the president to punish his enemies and reward his friends. Particularly Richard Donoghue, the former deputy attorney general who played a starring role in the House January 6 Select Committee hearings about Jeffrey Clark's efforts to make himself acting AG and empower swing state legislatures to claw back the electoral votes won by Joe Biden.
Because before Donoghue moved over to Main Justice, he was the US Attorney in the Eastern District of New York, from which perch he tried to help Barr bone the campaign finance investigation into Michael Cohen's payments to Stormy Daniels and the National Enquirer to bury stories of Trump's extramarital affairs. Barr had put a hold on the investigation in February of 2018 to see if he could find some way to undermine it, as Berman describes in his book Holding the Line: Inside the Nation's Preeminent US Attorney's Office and Its Battle with the Trump Justice Department
"While the case was shut down during that two-month period, I get a call from one of Bill Barr's aides, Seth DuCharme, and he says, 'Geoff, I spoke to the attorney general, Rich Donoghue is going to be overseeing the campaign finance violation cases that you are recused from,'" he told Wallace.
Berman was recused from the investigation, having participated in Trump's campaign, and thus his career staff were handling the case. But Barr came up with a plan to have his pal Rich, a US Attorney from a totally separate jurisdiction, come in and take over the case.
"I said, 'Seth, that's not going to happen.' And he said, 'You don't understand, this is not a request by the attorney general, this is a directive from the attorney general.' And I said 'Seth, Rich Donoghue is not stepping foot in the Southern District of New York.' And the conversation ended."
Berman describes similar political interference in the prosecution of Turkey's Halkbank for evading sanctions to buy Iranian oil on the cheap. Thanks to Raw Story for transcribing this part for us!
"So Turkey owns 51 percent of Halkbank, so for all intents and purposes, it is a state bank. And we were looking into — we had already gotten convictions against officers of Halkbank for sanctions evasion, in advantage of Iran sanctions," Berman told Wallace.
He went on:
At the time, that is when the government was trying to put maximum pressure on Iran to bring them to the table to get the best deal possible. And here is Halkbank funneling money to the Iranians. So, it really undermined a huge diplomatic effort by the United States. And we were — we had already gotten a guilty verdict against a bank official and we turned our attention to the bank and we were looking at criminal charges against the bank and this is where, you know, my conflict with Barr became, I think, the most intense ... because Barr wanted to pursue what he called a 'global settlement' which was not only a sweetheart deal for the bank, but letting — giving non-prosecution agreements for all of the other individuals who were involved and part of our investigation.
LOL, flashback to June 2020 when Maggie Haberman and Mike Schmidt reported that Bill Barr was shocked and appalled that Trump would play footsie with dictators like Recep Tayyip Erdogan. Guess not!
Asked by Wallace about the impact of the meddling, which included directives to investigate John Kerry for the crime of criticizing the pullout from the Iran nuclear deal and also to prosecute former White House Counsel Greg Craig for violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act to even the scales after the Justice Department prosecuted Republican Reps. Chris Collins and Duncan Hunter, Berman pulled no punches.
"The pattern is horrendous. It's the politicization of the Department of Justice. The Department of Justice is supposed to be independent. The cardinal rule is that partisan political concerns are not supposed to enter into any decision making. And that rule was repeatedly violated," he said.
"Bill Barr should have been standing in front of those doors at the magnificent Department of Justice stopping political interference from entering. And instead he was the chief architect of that interference," he said, twisting the knife.
Looks like that Bill Barr rehabilitation tour is going to have to go back to rehab. Or to hell because GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, WE ALL SAW WHAT YOU DID.
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DOJ Collects Trump Flacks' Phones Just Because They Admitted They Were Doing Crimes, WITCH HUNT!
Also just one or 40 subpoenas, between friends!
The Justice Department is tightening the vise in its investigation of Donald Trump's interference in the 2020 election, issuing 40 subpoenas and seizing the phones of two top MAGA lackeys, the New York Times reported last night. The query is focused on the plot to substitute fake electors for the swing state slates on January 6, 2021, either ensuring Trump's victory outright or at least blocking Joe Biden's certification.
The Times reports that the FBI seized phones belonging to Trump advisor Boris Epshteyn, who ran point for the campaign on the electors scheme, as well as his assistant Mike Roman, a former Koch brothers-funded oppo researcher who worked in the White House as a loyalty enforcer. And thanks to a story from the same paper in July — credit to Maggie Haberman where it's due — we can make a pretty good guess as to why Roman and Epshteyn might have found themselves in the DOJ's crosshairs.
Epshteyn exchanged emails about the plot with a team of lawyers including Jenna Ellis, the campaign's Pennsylvania counsel Bruce Marks, the campaign's Wisconsin counsel James Troupis, Roman's deputy Gary Michael Brown, and Christina Bobb, who was simultaneously "reporting" for One American News and now finds herself at the center of the Mar-a-Lago stolen document debacle. Unbelievably, these dipshits seem to have admitted among themselves in writing that what they were doing was totally illegal.
“We would just be sending in ‘fake’ electoral votes to Pence so that ‘someone’ in Congress can make an objection when they start counting votes, and start arguing that the ‘fake’ votes should be counted,” Jack Wilenchik, a Phoenix-based lawyer who helped organize the pro-Trump electors in Arizona, wrote in a Dec. 8, 2020, email to Boris Epshteyn, a strategic adviser for the Trump campaign.
In a follow-up email, Mr. Wilenchik wrote that “‘alternative’ votes is probably a better term than ‘fake’ votes,” adding a smiley face emoji.
:)
Epshteyn was also a key point of contact between the campaign and attorney John Eastman, who emailed on Christmas Eve 2020 to suggest that perhaps it was time for Trump to start mobilizing his supporters for a little direct action, wink wink.
“Thought I’d forward this," he said of an attached email from a coup fan. "74 Million strong. Let’s figure out a targeted way to deploy them. Rolling thunder? One legislature at a time? The others can see it coming.”
And as we said at the time, "Let's take a wildass guess that if Maggie Haberman and Luke Broadwater have these hilariously incriminating campaign emails, so does Attorney General Garland." And now he's got their phones, too. Hooray!
Yesterday's article has such MAGAworld luminaries as Dan Scavino and former New York police commissioner and Trump pardon recipient Bernie Kerik joining the subpoena club. And unlike with the House January 6 Select Committee, they're not going to be able to just abstain courteously.
It also appears that Trump's Save America PAC is getting some attention from a federal grand jury in DC, as was confirmed by recent AP reporting, including an article this morning describing the fundraising juggernaut, which is currently sitting on almost $100 million in cash. As the AP notes, Trump has been tightfisted with some of the political candidates he dragged across the finish line (cough, cough Blake Masters), but has used the donated PAC money to cover millions of dollars in legal fees for his pals. Hey, remember during the Mueller investigation when literally everyone in Trumpland was in a joint defense agreement? Ah, memories.
Trump also made a million dollar donation from the PAC to Mark Meadows's employer, the Conservative Partnership Institute, less than a month after Meadows blew off the January 6 Select Committee. Cool timing, bro.
As the AP reports, Trump's three appointees to the Federal Election Commission have effectively deadlocked the body, refusing to investigate Republicans, particularly the Trump campaign, for campaign finance violations. But that won't stop the Justice Department.
“He has nothing to fear from the Federal Election Commission until either its structure is changed or there is turnover among the FEC Commissioners,” said Brett G. Kappel, a longtime campaign finance attorney who works at the Washington-based firm Harmon Curran and has represented both Republicans and Democrats. “That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have anything to fear from the Justice Department, which is already apparently investigating Save America. From what I can see, there are multiple wire fraud allegations that could be the subject of a Justice Department investigation.”
There are a lot of balls in the air, here, and any one of them could do a fair bit of damage if it landed on Trump's head. This is causing great upsetment to Jeff Clark, the coup plotting former Justice Department lawyer who also recently had his phone seized by the FBI.
\u201cJeffrey Clark, who should be at the top of the indictment list, reacts to news that 50 Trump officials received DOJ subpoenas: \u201cAll of this makes me angry .. It seems like they won\u2019t stop .. This is really causing a lot of upsetment in the country.\u201d\u201d— Ron Filipkowski \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@Ron Filipkowski \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6) 1663031201
And since we've been talking so much about special masters, it's worth pointing out that the Justice Department is going to have to take special precautions when dealing with communications by and between so many lawyers. We know from the warrant to seize Eastman's phone that the Justice Department contemplated imaging the device to capture its contents and then seeking further judicial review before looking at them. So put a pin in that one, because you can bet your bottom dollar that these guys are going to scream holy hell about attorney-client privilege, and probably executive privilege, too.
In summary and in conclusion, LOCK HER UP, Uncle Merrick, please and thank you.
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